You don’t need to be defined by your job.
AL YANKOVICSo I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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