I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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