You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICMy brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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