Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
AL YANKOVICI can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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