Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICBoys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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