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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.

Al Franken

Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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