All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
AISHA TYLERSuccessful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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