You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
AISHA TYLERSuccessful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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