I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
AISHA TYLERI talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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