Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLERI talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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