Karaoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERI think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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