I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
AISHA TYLERIf you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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