I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
ADAM CAROLLAEveryone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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