You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAEveryone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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