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ADAM CAROLLAAnd the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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