You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
ADAM CAROLLAAnd the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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