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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to

Adam Carolla

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Better Emotional Guy Mechanical Stuff Women
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Everyone Money Pay People Rich Tax Ton
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Crazy Funny House Lonely Ratio Roof Someone Talk
You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Club Due Kil Funny Home Humor Sit Wait Yourself
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Bird Book Escape Mean Moving Relieved
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Bigger Commercial Funny Humor Maxi Nice Pad Visual
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Check Up Doctor Funny Health Heapatist Humor Taste
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Backyard Blond Country Evil Gardner Harder Kibble Lob Molly More
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Cruise Feeling Good Internet Name Walk
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Crapping Experience Explore Life Yourself
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chick Daughter Dude Fire Funny Mother Reason

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