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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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