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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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