We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAThat’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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