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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

Adam Carolla

You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Card Control Credit More Much Navigate Pill Realize Sugar Use
I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Money Myself Plenty Want Working
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Christmas Country Dad Every Imagine Seeing Three Year
My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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History Less Motto Mystery Reveal Suspense
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Form Format Freedom Mess Podcasting
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Crapping Experience Explore Life Yourself
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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