You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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