I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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