Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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