I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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