Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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