So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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