Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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