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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.

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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.

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