The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLAThe believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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