Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
ADAM CAROLLAThe believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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