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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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