Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
ADAM CAROLLAThe believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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