I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAMy motto is “more mystery, less history”.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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