I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAMy motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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