It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
ADAM CAROLLAMy motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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