I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAMy motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAScrew guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLACalifornia is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAThere’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
ADAM CAROLLAHere’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
ADAM CAROLLA