When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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