Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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