I’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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