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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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