I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
ADAM CAROLLAI think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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