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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Adam Carolla

Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Crapping Experience Explore Life Yourself
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Car Guy Hammer Nut Sort Swinging Turning Wrenching
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Drywall Hundred Idea Making Stacking Thousand
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Bigger Commercial Funny Humor Maxi Nice Pad Visual
I’d never hurt another person.
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Another Calm Heart Hurt People Person Pure
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Advantage Ask Focus Asking Judging Smell Someone
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Arrival Funny Humor Smell Trumpet
And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Asian Common Country Goal Guttenberg Hispanic Together
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Oprah Read Reading Tell Thinking Women
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Everyone Fiscally Hollywood Leaving Republican Shoot Thinking
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World

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