Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAI think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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