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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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