Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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