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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Buc Focus Made Making Nickle Saving
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Enough Formatted Need Poor Reader Show Type
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Biggest Coffee Soccer Soft Thinking Whatever World
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Blue Collar Doofus Guy Valley
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Fouth July Like Underpants
My first car was a motorcycle.
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Buy Car First Mine Motorcycle Vehicles
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Care Everone Funny Humor Intimidating Oh My God Saying
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women

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