Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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