When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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