I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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