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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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