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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself

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