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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

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