Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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