When you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYAll Children Have Brain Damage!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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