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All Children Have Brain Damage!

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves

All Children Have Brain Damage!

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