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All Children Have Brain Damage!

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBY

Eat Myself Pieces
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBY

Children Injury
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBY

Fun Yourself

All Children Have Brain Damage!

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