W. C. Fields on animal
W. C. Fields96 quotes“Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.”
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
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