I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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