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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right

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