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BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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