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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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