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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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