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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

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