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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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