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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right

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