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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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