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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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