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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right

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