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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY

Children End Friendship Myself Play
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBY

Dog Teaching Yourself

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