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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

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