A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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