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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work

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