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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Frank Zappa

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep

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