I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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