Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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One and one is eleven.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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