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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.

Frank Zappa

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPA

Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA

Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep

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