Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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