“There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.”

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.

A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

The dirty alliance between religious preachers and possessors of power brought the boon of prisons, gallows, knouts and above all such theories for the mankind.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

I think the whole thing, boy band, it’s a little bit of a dirty word. They say it’s not a good thing to be in a boy band. We want to change that. We want to make the boy band cool. It’s not just about dancing and dressing the same.

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

It was supposed to be gross, and now it’s gorgeous.

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.

If you get the dirty end of the stick, sharpen it and turn it into a useful tool.

Angels fly but you and I get so dirty I’m not sure we are so pure.