Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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