Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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One size does not fit all.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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So many books, so little time.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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