I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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So many books, so little time.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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One and one is eleven.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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