One and one is eleven.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
Frank ZappaFrank Zappa There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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