“Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?”

To me absurdity is the only reality.

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

If you really want to be successful, stop worrying about what you can get and start focusing on what you can do.

I am inspired by those who have the courage to do things that have never been done before; things that were believed to be impossible.

If You are not afraid of losing, nobody can ever beat You!

Singleness of purpose is one of the chief essentials for success in life, no matter what may be one’s aim.

People who inspire others are those who see invisible bridges at the end of dead-end streets

People who soar, are those who refuse to sit back and wish things would change

The stronger the winds, the deeper the roots, and the longer the winds, the more beautiful the tree.

Since I was young, the artistic expression that fashion embodies has inspired me. It’s a way to communicate oneself.