Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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