I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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