I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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