I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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