It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGETThe selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
More Bob Saget Quotes
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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