I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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