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Bob Saget

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Baby Feet Pedicures
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Book Digital Needs
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Comedy Morning Thinking
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGET

Hands Selfish Trying
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
BOB SAGET

Aristocracy Guy Kids
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff

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