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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.

Bob Saget

If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Career Eight Wise
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Morning Thinking
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Interesting Thinking
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGET

Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff

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