It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGETThe squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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