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Bill Watterson

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON

Lips Moving Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
BILL WATTERSON

Class League Superhero
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSON

Mom Thirsty Water
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World

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