I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
BILL WATTERSONI was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
BILL WATTERSONBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
BILL WATTERSONChildhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONEven when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSONLeader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
BILL WATTERSONYou mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
BILL WATTERSONI let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSONSo the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
BILL WATTERSONWhen birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONIn a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSONAll the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
BILL WATTERSONYou’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
BILL WATTERSON