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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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Believe Mean Moving
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People

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