I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
BETTE MIDLERTotal contentment is only for cows.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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It’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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